ANIMAL ATTRACTION

Donning warmer clothes in this lighthearted western, Joxer and Amarice walk along a snowy wooded path just ahead of Gabrielle and Xena (who is riding Argo).  We learn of Amarice's disdain for men after she catches Joxer sneaking another look towards Gabrielle.  Gabby notices and confides in Xena... who is asleep!  "I think I dozed off."  "You've been doing that a lot lately."  They figure she's just tired.  Startled by a sudden noise of a neighing horse in the distance, the crew takes off towards the sound.  They find a horse whose leg has been caught and wounded in a trap.  Gabrielle calmly talks to the horse while Xena frees its leg.  They all know they'll have to treat its wound before they set it free.  "Set it free?" asks Gabrielle, who seems to have other plans for the horse brewing in her mind....  Finally, the gang arrives in a town called Spamona which is famous for its hot springs.  After leading the new horse into a stall, Xena is warned that Spamona has a law against carrying weapons.  But who has the guts to take her weapons?  Enter a woman (wearing a cowgirl hat and spurs) who draws her sword.  They fight...but it turns out to be only in jest.  Talia is her name and she used to ride with Xena.  The two old friends catch up over a meal (Xena's appetite is off-the-wall strange).  A man who seems to be sheriff walks in and hands over a dagger (signifying the return of a villain named Darcon) and his resignation.  Talia doesn't want Xena fighting her fight.  Elsewhere, in the bathhouse, Amarice accidently almost drowns a man but saves his life shortly thereafter.  It turns out, this man is Arman!  Joxer enters the scene and they share a few words and shake hands.  But, as Amarice begins to leave, she slips and falls on the wet floor!  They two guys laugh and defend their laughter by saying that she wasn't hurt....  Of course, Amarice gets pissed off and she and Arman spend the next little while bad-mouthing each other in front of their respective friends.  Meanwhile, Xena hasn't been feeling too well, and Gabrielle convinces her to see a healer.  There, she gets the news... she's pregnant!  Xena then gets violent with this "quack" and leaves.  Joxer tries to help Gabby carry a sack of apples against her will.  Gabrielle tries to feed the new horse an apple to no success.  Arman gets advice from Gabby about how to get back on the right foot with Amarice.  Xena is showing motherly behavior.  And Gabby tries to win the horse's trust by wrapping up her own ankle, too.  Elsewhere, Talia and Xena are arguing about why Xena can't help get rid of this Darcon guy when Talia confides in Xena not only that Darcon is her own husband, but also that she too thinks Xena is pregnant.  "My mother was a midwife, Xena.  Wake up and smell the diapers."  At this, Xena finally seems to accept her "condition" and goes to the saloon for some, well, milk.  "I said MILK!  What, am I overage?" she yells at the bartender who had laughed at this request.  Needless to say, at her outraged expression, his face falls and he fetches her drink.  Lol. Amarice turns up and tries to ask for help from Xena about Araman... but Xena's thoughts are too consumed by her own new problem.  Arman turns up as Xena leaves and manages to offend Amarice yet again.  Nevertheless, in the fire of their argument, they share a passionate kiss!  In the middle of this, Joxer walks in and picks on Amarice.  This sparks another argument and they all split.  Back at the stable, Gabrielle is just about to give up trying to win over the new horse when he finally seems to take to her.  Talia rides out of town and Xena explains to Argo her situation.  "Gabrielle's gonna freak."  On her way to talk to Gabby, she runs into Arman again.  "Any fool can risk his life, it takes a hero to risk his heart," she advises him.  "Well, tell that to Amarice!"  "I've got a better idea."  He meets Amarice in the saloon yet again and calls her "phony" when she tries too hard to act "nice."  They split...again.  Finally, the entire gang find themselves in the horses' stalls, chaotically arguing about their own various problems.  Xena chooses this time to announce, "I'M PREGNANT!"  Clearly, this trumps everyone else's news, and so they get quiet real quick!  Confusion sets in but is followed immediately by congratulations.  Joxer then breaks the news that Darcon will be there by sundown!  Amarice and Arman make up...which includes a little more making out.  Darcon and Talia have a showdown while Xena, Gabby, Amarice, and Arman get rid of his gang.  One of the gang members goes to burn down the stall, when the new horse comes out and kicks him into the trough!  Talia finally manages to get her sword at Darcon's throat and says that the rest of their fight is up to a judge.  Xena nods.  Amarice and Arman say their goodbyes and Xena and Gabby ride out of town, Gabrielle on her new horse.